no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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