careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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