batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
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I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
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Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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