So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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