I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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