Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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