I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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