For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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