there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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