my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
There was a lot of him and a little penis
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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