lets start a swedish sibling band together
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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