this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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