I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
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Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
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The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
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