I'd wear matching sweaters with you
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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