everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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