forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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