I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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