I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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