Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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