The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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