Non-Jews are for practice
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
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Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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