I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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