I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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