I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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