that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
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trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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