Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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