"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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