i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
If I die, sorry about rent.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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