Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Someone signed my nipple.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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