dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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