I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Someone came in the potted fern
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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