put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Quick, to the slutcave!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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