So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
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I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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