Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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