i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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