Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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