We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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