Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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