So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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