It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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