Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
