My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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