TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
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Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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