Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
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Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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