Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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