you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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