a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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