do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
two words...techno handjob
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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