week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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