fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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