I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
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It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
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I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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